2 AM
For your safety, this conversation will be recorded:
911 Operator: - 911, what's your emergency?
Me: - There's a man trying to break in our house through the porch door. He's behaving violently and demanding us to open the door.
911: - Oh... I wouldn't open the door miss.
The Group Picture
Almost there.
Ruuuunnnnn!!!!
Following the advice.
Can't believe this is happening again...
Finally! The miracle of a 10 secs delay.
Vista
Just in case it doesn't occur to you to look right.
About poop.
In case every time you step on dog's poop you wonder where it came from, here's an instructive diagram. As you can see, it comes from it's second eye.